This one time, the Egyptian god Ra was angry at humanity so he told the goddess Sekhmet to go wipe the humans out. She started killing them and was having so much fun bathing in the blood that this majorly creeped out Ra. He then invented beer and mixed it with pomegranate juice to look like blood, thus Sekhmet got drunk and passed out for 3 days.

This one time, the Egyptian god Ra was angry at humanity so he told the goddess Sekhmet to go wipe the humans out. She started killing them and was having so much fun bathing in the blood that this majorly creeped out Ra. He then invented beer and mixed it with pomegranate juice to look like blood, thus Sekhmet got drunk and passed out for 3 days.

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